Things.

...Ladies. Gentlemen.

Regarding: " one-night stands," orgies, pedophiles, this thing and yesterday's... disgusting fri~volous habits -

Whatever mice reside among your sheets have no doubt already had their fill of your... amorous displays. No need to enlighten the rest of us any further. And abstinence is most desirable, you ( Read more... )

( personal notes :: private :: warded :: cursed )

( private :: warded :: cursed )

...a parting note unto they of newer coming and apparent ambition: merely because you've barely hatched into the luxurious establishment of our hellish residence does not, in fact, entail that NO ONE ELSE HAS ATTEMPTED ALL VENUES OF ESCAPE.

You cretins. There are limits to overbearing arrogance, so kindly see to them. Think you better than all ( Read more... )

...ah... all these children. How beautiful...

Haven't any of you parents by these lands? I understand that a number of you mistake me for your mother, but - I - that is to say --

Perhaps ~ ♥

May blessings kiss you all on this day. Kindly ask for me for whatever your needs. We must strive to help each other in these dark ages.

See... Lord ( Read more... )

Imbeciles -

I refuse this.

Tch...

[ooc: ...cursed like hell. Inability to lie for the day? Not cool. ]

"A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty."

Oh, but for the sake of feminists.

...and yet when they speak, they speak of man, and when they live, they live with man, and when they woe, it is for man. Truly, ladies. Purpose. Principle. Tisk~tiskBy all means, my ladies, direct not wrath upon me. For I ( Read more... )

...and on this day above all others:

A penny for your tears.

[ooc: too much GLITTER for one angel of destruction.]

( private :: family )

My ward is a worthless minute, whimpering feline.

My incongruous lover lieutenant, an indolent other.

I demand fur collars, wit, ridiculously extravagant and nonetheless failed acts of terrorism vandalism, or compensation.

Something good need be born of this day.

As for the lesser creatures, well... certainly, we can pursue to accommodate ( Read more... )